Some magicians

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Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

No signs

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

New colors

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Chuck Norris can imagine a color he’s never seen before

Dream of driving..

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Chuck Norris does not dream of driving a Ferrari, the Ferrari dreams of be driven by Chuck Norris.

February 2nd

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Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris sees his shadow and beats the hell out of it.