Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can imagine a color he’s never seen before
Chuck Norris does not dream of driving a Ferrari, the Ferrari dreams of be driven by Chuck Norris.
Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris sees his shadow and beats the hell out of it.